they always tell her they love her, but then they take something from her.– Listener (via undeadlife)
"Ew, you like him? He's like 30 something."
meowbitcheslovemcr: MY LIFE STORY
Gloria: In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labor.
Jay: I know, that's why I hire people from your culture.
Gloria: *Laughs sarcastically* You're too funny, I'm gonna share that one with my next husband when we're spending all your money.